why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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The geese of Growmore

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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