Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Penis

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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