- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

^that joke's not funny

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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