What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Lockerbie bombing

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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