- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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