what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Baseball

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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a black father

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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