Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Women rights.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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I won the game.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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