Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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chuck norris

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