What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why Because

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A fish walks into a bar

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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