- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jasper sucks.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Hi poop!

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Johnny just finished his pie.

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