Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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France never surrender.

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dildo

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Thumbs this up

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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