- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

I have no joke. u mad?

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Hello world

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

This is not a joke.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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