- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

French people.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Santa Clogged my toliet

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

poop.........

i wish i was a tree !

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

I met a man today. His name was John.

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