- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

knock knock come in

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

gays

potato

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

poop.........

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

I have no joke. u mad?

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Hello world

This is not a joke.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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