A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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I hate you.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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