What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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