- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Chocolate tastes good.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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