Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Military intelligence.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Anti jokes are funny

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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