What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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i like potatoes

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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why did the man die? he got shot

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Religion

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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That's unfortunate.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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