What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What what In the butt

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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I like to eat.

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Kenny G

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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