Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Hair

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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son, you're adopted.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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