A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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American healthcare.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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No joke.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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