I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

If life hands you lemons Take them

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

does this look unsure to you?

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

cheese

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

blubber vaginass CC

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

apple pie.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

black people. that is all...

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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