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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

I like jokes.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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