What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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throbbing slobber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Kate

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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