- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What's 9 +10 19

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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