Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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but there is a road to the super market

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I love you very much.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Black people are innocent.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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