A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Oliver's friends

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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hahaha

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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womans rights

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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