Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Oh...okay, good.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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women's lacrosse.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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hahaha

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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