- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Josh kissing a girl

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

gay marriage.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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