What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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I love boobs

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Jewish People

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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A fat man buys a salad

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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jack shine has boobs

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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