Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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