Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

haha.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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