I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Women's Rights

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Men's rights

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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