How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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