What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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