A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Justin Bieber

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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My mom's dead

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World Of Warcraft

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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