American Idol

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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