Women

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Please don't rape me.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Penis

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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