Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Slavery

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Tacos

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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hi my name is? joe

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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