Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

two fish are in a tank.

Punchline.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

ollie is a fag so are you

Y2K

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

So a baby seal walks into a club

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

25

milly, milly, milly, cat

My butt!!!!

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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