A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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you just lost the game!

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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