Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Penis jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Grapefruit.

Please don't rape me.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

i like potatoes

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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