Penis

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

knock knock you may come in

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What's 9 +10 19

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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