Womens Rights.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

lewis bedford

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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