Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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hi my name is? joe

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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This is not Will Smith.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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