Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Avery has crabs.

a banana

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

i hate you.

I don't get it

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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