Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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come along children

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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I dislike old people.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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