3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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newt gingrich

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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your mother is so lesbian

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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