Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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