What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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chuck norris

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tim rafter died no one cared

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Lebron Traveled

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Hummer.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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