What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What's gay and gay? Joe

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

corey is a nipplepotomus

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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