You're so straight!

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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penis

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Womens Rights.

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