- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

I can't think of a joke!

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

brett is a dick

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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