- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

baby seal walks into a bar

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

I can't think of a joke!

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

brett is a dick

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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