- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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You know George Washington? He died.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Mexicans working in an office

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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