minced oaths

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What do you call Obama? - the president

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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