- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Someone told me about this website.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

shut up

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A man. That is all.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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