- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A woman gets in her car to drive.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

9:11 make a wish

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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