A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Women's rights.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Adam Sandler.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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