wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Patrick is gay

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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