Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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