What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What is worse than hell?

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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