First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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women leaving the kitchen

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Knock knock Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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