What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Homework.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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