- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

in the begining... god made some stuff

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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