- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Frown is a four letter word.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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