- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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